Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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