I'm really into asian looking animals
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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