There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
