i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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