I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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