im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
