I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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