I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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