ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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