4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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