so explain again why im purple
no
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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