I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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