the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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