I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize