he puts the penis in happiness.
In America we eat man semen.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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