I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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