I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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