I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
