I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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