Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I deserve to be covered in dicks
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
