Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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