OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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