ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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