she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
ttyl tear gas
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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