whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
it glows. i had to have it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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