i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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