and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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