that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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