Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Farmville is her only friend.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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