Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
