this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
did i just pee glitter
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