this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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