Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
