As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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