Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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