we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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