one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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