Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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