What a fucking waste of an outfit
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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