SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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