i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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