you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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