like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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