Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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