I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
How's work?
Spinning.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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