i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
