before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
