just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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