Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
