Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
