Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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