What a fucking waste of an outfit
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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