i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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