how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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